Welcome to Aquaholics Online

Sing along with this merry band of paddlers!

I say Aqua, you say Ho!

While some will argue that wasting ones breathe on cheers during a race is counter-productive, the driving force behind every Aquaholics success (and failure) has been the teams rhythm and rhyme. Each member of the team plays a pivotal role in extolling the Aquaholic brand name through gratuitous and obnoxiously loud cheers.

Take a moment to familiarize yourself with the various chants that have made the Aquaholics world famous.

>> Got a suggestion?

We're always on the lookout for new cheers to copy, modify, and call our own! Have an idea for a new Aquaholics cheer?

Who gives a shit!

>> Pre/Post Race Cheer

<First Verse>

Aquaboy: LET ME HEAR THE AQUABABES!

Aquababes: WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?!

Aquaboy: I SAID LET ME HEAR THE AQUABABES!

Aquababes: WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?!

Aquaboy: I SAID LET ME HEAR THE AQUABABES!

Aquababes: WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?!

Aquaholics: I SAID... HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOOTCHIE-MAMMA! HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOOTCHIE-MAMMA!

<Second Verse>

Aquababe: LET ME HEAR THE AQUABOYS!

Aquaboys: WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?!

Aquababe: I SAID LET ME HEAR THE AQUABOYS!

Aquaboys: WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?!

Aquababe: I SAID LET ME HEAR THE AQUABOYS!

Aquaboy: WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?!

Aquaholics: I SAID... BOO, BOO, BOO, BOO, BOO-LE BOO-LE! BOO, BOO, BOO, BOO, BOO-LE BOO-LE!

<Final Verse>

Aquaboy: LET ME HEAR THE AQUAHOLICS!

Aquaholics: WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?!

Aquaboy: I SAID LET ME HEAR THE AQUAHOLICS!

Aquaholics: WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?!

Aquaboy: I SAID LET ME HEAR THE AQUAHOLICS!

Aquaholics: WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?!

Aquaholics: I SAID... HO, HO, HO, HO, HOLY-MOLY! HO, HO, HO, HO, HOLY-MOLY!

>> Lick it up!

Aquaholics: Aquahooooo....LICK IT UP, LICK IT UP, LICK IT UP, LICK IT UP!

>> I say Aqua!

Aquaboy: I say Aqua, you say Ho... AQUA!

Aquaholics: HO!

Aquaboy: AQUA!

Aquaholics: HO!

>> 2010 Race Lineup

TBA!

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